‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the sphere
Not a blogger was whining
Like headlights with no deer
The Beta Boys had spread
Each to his own state
Where many gifts and gadgets
Were his to await
Would it be an unlocked G1
Or Kindle from on high
We dreamt of DS Lights
So tiny and nigh
But behold,
Though the Beta Base is empty […]
Garfield the cat doesn’t actually speak, so what would Garfield the comic look like if he just wasn’t there? Apparently it would look like Jon is a mental patient.


